January 2009
1 post
To the Creepy Albino Guy at the Post Office
Dear Albino Serial Killer,
I noticed you standing behind me today at the post office and thought your translucent hair to be quite odd. Yeah, I know you have the inability to form pigment and your pink eyes freaked me out but I thought you were pretty harmless until you started flirting with the young lady between us. She was definitely cute, I’ll give you that. And I’ll even give...